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Spain and Rain

Unbeknownst to many, it actually does rain in Spain sometimes. Granted, it doesn’t happen very often, at least not in the south anyway. This weekend in Granada, however, proved to be one of those rare occasions. Normality resumed later on Sunday, but for three days, it absolutely chucked it down.

The effects of such an unrelenting downpour on unsuspecting Spaniards are often excessive:

Exhibit A) Rain starts as pressed for time English Teacher, iPod in, head down, hands in pockets and yet to register the barely noticeable pitter-pattering descending from above, is hurriedly walking to work. Man in front, upon sensing first drops, stops dead in tracks and holds out both hands, palms facing up, to confirm what he thinks he has just felt. Unaware English teacher awkwardly crashes into back of man in front, but still apologizes.

“It’s raining!”, man in front exclaims.

This would not happen in Britain, thinks English Teacher as he offers a feigned smile (except the apology of course).

Exhibit B) English Teacher arrives at work, spends forty-five minutes planning the perfect lesson, rife with rain-themed song exercises with useful ‘rain’ words and fun-filled games, only to find that only two of a possible ten students have bothered to turn up.

“It’s raining!”, exclaims one of the students when asked why he thinks this is.

English Teacher decides to save rain lesson for another rainy day.

Exhibit C) Soaked-to-the-bone English Teacher finally makes it home after a twenty-minute squelch along the river-bed that was once a pavement, and is thankful to be able to remove his sodden socks from his icy-cold feet. English Teacher doesn’t care though, because tonight he and his friend’s are going to his favourite club to listen to his favourite type of music. Twenty minutes later, English Teacher receives text message from Spanish friend saying “Staying in tonight. It’s raining”. Incensed English Teacher responds by suggesting it’ll be raining more than just rain (though he is not sure what this means he feels it successfully conveys that he is angry) if they don’t go but Spanish friend is unmoved by threat (that he later confirmed was indeed unclear). English Teacher is less than impressed when Spanish friend later jokes that they should take a rain check– an expression taught to Spanish friend by English Teacher.

Next day, English Teacher spends afternoon sipping pints of lager with other expats in Irish Bar, lamenting the turn of events the night before.

“Playing football tomorrow? It’s supposed to be nice”, one expat chirps.

“How nice?”, inquires English Teacher.

“Oh, well, around 26 degrees or so I expect”.

“In that case then no”, concludes English Teacher. “It’ll be too hot”.